Someone Broke Into Honey Boo Boo's House

According to reports, someone broke into the home of our new National Treasure, Honey Boo Boo. I don't know her real name so that's just what I call her now. Anyway, the police say they're treating it as a burglary despite no signs of forced entry and nothing being taken. The thief probably set only one foot in the door before he was eye-raped by the place and left in fear he already caught some hillbilly disease. ...

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