The one major downside to living in Los Angeles, other than the fact that the smog basically makes it look a city is wrapped in farts, is that bitches will sue you at the drop of a hat, especially if you have a history of high-profile legal shenanigans. Case in point: Some dummy is claiming that
Lindsay Lohan beat the crap out of her in a club while in a drunken stupor. Except there's just a teensy little hole in that story: ...