Hey look, it's another horror film for the Ed Hardy and Axe Body Spray set. The first trailer for
Sorority Row, the remake of 1981's
The House on Sorority Row starring
Carrie Fisher and
Rumer "Jaws of Life" Willis, is ready for your hungry eyes. It's probably not worth a quibble, but why remake this film if the fun premise of the original is being ditched: Sorority girls kill their elderly