Let me just start by saying that if Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong wore that sophisticated and sexy sequined tube dress on the flight, he wouldn't have any problems.
The gutter baby of
Gozer the Gozerian and a Beetlejuice doll from Hot Topic was getting on a Southwest flight from Oakland to Burbank when one of their flight attendants told his 39-year-old ass that he had to cover up his 39-year-old ass by pulling up his pants or he'd be put ...