In Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt has his very own Reality TV Frankenstein, a wife he may give 25-30 orgasms a day, craft to his liking with countless plastic surgeries, and pimp to celeb gossip tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Pretty sweet deal.
It looks like surgery isn't solely a pastime for his plastic princess, however. A friend says Spencer is looking to have some work done on his ugly mug too.
After all, ever since Heidi