I always thought
Emmy Rossum kinda looked like an albatross until I saw these pictures of her in next month's issue of Details magazine. Boy, was I wrong. She looks
nothing like a bird. She looks like she could be
Eva Mendes' slutty little sister or something. So, because I am humble enough to admit my mistakes, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ms. Rossum for my avian comparison of late, and ask that