This post is by no means supposed to very high brow comedy, it's a battle between two chicks with no upper lip after all, but the fact remains that there can only be one winner so here we go. It's a tough one,
Stacy Keibler is blond, hot, is a pretty talented dancer, can hold down real jobs from time to time and has legs that go on forever.
Audrina Patridge is brunette, kinda hot, no real job or talent but has fake
[...]