Filed under: Reality-Free, Features
When you get to a certain age, you notice a few things about yourself. For instance, your desire to do keg stands or drink Bud Light out of a funnel has given way to more sophisticated pursuits. One day you're at a frat party, and the next you're at a table, tasting different wines with your "couple" friends.
It's a scary thought, to be sure, especially if the most complex wine you drink is Two Buck Chuck