Steven Tyler announced his departure from
American Idol in a way only an old person could.
With a rambling statement about going back to
Aerosmith.
"I strayed from my first love,
Aerosmith, and I'm back. But instead of begging on my hands and knees, I've got two fists in the air and I'm kicking the door open with my band."
I tried to visualize what Steven said but all I could see in my head is an old man with a partial hunch and two fists ...