Tamara Mellon's Bikini Bottoms Have Nothing To Grab On To

As I've previously "reported" on this site, jimmy choo president Tamara Mellon has some messed up breast implants that should be kept out of the general public's view. Now comes news that she's also got a weird flat little ass that can barely keep her bikini bottoms on. Maybe she can get a deal on ass implants from the same Doctor Who screwed up her boobs. I'll keep you posted.

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