John Mayer wrote about
Jennifer Love Hewitt's body being a
Wonderland, described
Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm and told
Jennifer Aniston that she better get used to him
talking about her publicly to thousands of people on Twitter because "these are the new rules."
But
Taylor Swift writes one little song titled
Dear John where she sings, "
Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don't you think 19 is too ...