wrote about Jennifer Love Hewitt
's body being a Wonderland
, described Jessica Simpson
as sexual napalm and told Jennifer Aniston
that she better get used to him talking about her publicly
to thousands of people on Twitter because "these are the new rules."
But Taylor Swift
writes one little song titled Dear John
where she sings, "Dear John
, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don't you think 19 is too ...