In honor of the birth of our Divine Lady of Perpetual Nebbishness, Tina Fey
, who turns no age today because she is timeless (also because my mother taught me that if you reveal a lady's age, they're legally allowed to hit you in the balls with a pepper mill) and also in honor of 30 Rock
's season finale last night, here are the ten most quintessential Tina Fey
quotes from Tina herself. "I have a suspicion that ...