In honor of the birth of our Divine Lady of Perpetual Nebbishness, Tina Fey, who turns no age today because she is timeless (also because my mother taught me that if you reveal a lady's age, they're legally allowed to hit you in the balls with a pepper mill) and also in honor of 30 Rock's season finale last night, here are the ten most quintessential Tina Fey quotes from Tina herself. "I have a suspicion that ...