That Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip

The Kardashian sisters are undeniably successful, so far be it from me or anyone to criticize their methods of reaching their goals. Leaking a sex tape with Moesha's brother? Having a love child with Patrick Bateman? Having a doctor rub a light saber thing on your cellulite on broadcast television? Knock yourself out, ladies. But when it comes to troweling Miracle Whip into one's vulva, I have to draw the line. It's good ...

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