The top ten most important things about this year's Grammy Awards -
10. Jennifer Lopez is one of the hottest women of all time, hands down.
9. Nicole Kidman really did up the Botox for THIS event.
8. I want Natasha Bedingfield's dress. And I'll wear it, like, everywhere.
7. Gretchen Wilson's all like 'What bitch? I'm here for the party.'
6. Ciara's outfit is definitely the worst of the lot. Or ...