If you told me that
The Baytown Disco was written and shot in the late '90s, some time in between the debut of
Guy Ritchie and
The Boondock Saints, I would believe it without question. This so-called Southern-fried thriller features three grimy redneck killers (
Clayne Crawford,
Travis Fimmel,
Daniel Cudmore) hired by
Eva Longoria to rescue her godson from
Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, and there is a crew of assassins made up of strippers.
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