Further proof that sex with pam anderson will turn your ox red - cliff777
Runners-up:
Due to work obligations, Salma Hayek couldn't meet her goal to breastfeed the world, so she had to send in substitutes. - Sluttsville
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts . - El Bastardo
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
Thanks Mark