Oh, Coop. I have to admit, there's not much that I know about you. You were pretty funny in Wedding Crashers. I know you did that show Kitchen Confidential. I saw The Hangover and I thought you kinda seemed like a dickhead, but I enjoyed your performance anyway. I think you're a pretty solid actor, to be honest. But here's the thing: You're slipping on your real-life game.
Ya see, a lot of people out there are