Well, if push comes to shove, we now know that Nadya Suleman
has a backup career!
Turns out that Octopussy has some "exotic dancing" experience. The 33-year-old mother of 14 tells the National Enquirer
, "It's true that I was a topless dancer, but that's all."
Translation: "I shook my titties, but I wasn't a hooker!"
According to the mag, Nadya confessed to a friend, "I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a