He just ****ed himself over in the theater!
The hard-pAArtying Jeremy Piven
has abruptly quit
the Broadway revival of playwright David Mamet
's Speed The Plow
star cited "doctor's orders."
The Pivert's been feeling poo poo lately and has missed some performances. His doctors claim he has high levels of mercury.
Now that's a clever excuse!
A spokeswoman for The Pivert says that although he wanted to continue in Speed The Plow
, his doctors advised him against