The Real Housewives of Miami
returned with a? "A Tale of Two Miamis."? I'm not sure even one was necessary but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review. Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami
.? Apparently I'm not the only one.? I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever.? And yet, we are blessed with a revamped season two.? Minus 8
. I thought ...