This is a transcript from a hearing of the Senate Pizza Responsibility Committee for an inquest into the wasting of two whole pies at a residence at 2000 S St, NW in Washington, D.C. The honorable Senator Joeseph Lieberman presiding.
Lieberman: We would like to welcome all eight of you to this hearing room to discuss what happened one night last summer when two perfectly good pizza pies met a horrible fate. The American people demand to know