So the one smart thing The Simpsons did was hire a real good lawyer, and with Speedfit reviving its lawsuit
against Jessica Simpson
for breach of contract, Papa Joe
sicked his legal pitbulls on the fitness company, with some hilarious results.
PerezHilton.com has exclusively obtained the letter sent by the Simpson lawyers to Alex Astilean
, CEO of SpeedFit. It's pretty long and packed with legal jargon, but we've extracted the gems