Just when you thought it was safe to head out to the clubs in Seaside Heights (ha, from someone who was born and raised a mere three hours from the resort made famous by the
Jersey Shore twats, I gotta ask: who does that - really), think again: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
The Situation, who's fame kind of exploded this year with vitamin endorsements, home gym videos, and ...