The Situation wants
to open a chain of salons called GTL. Yup, that's going to his next venture now that
Jersey Shore is coming to an end and because he has no other skills. The salons will include...you guessed it: Gym, Tan, and Laundry. So what I want to know is, will they drop off their load (of laundry), workout, then get a tan? Or will they do their laundry, tan, then workout? Tough life questions...
If I were him, ...