I haven't caught the new episode of
Jersey Shore yet because I still need to make my way through NBC's oeuvre of Thursday genius, but from what I can tell, things are going just swimmingly. And by swimmingly, I mean the cast has gotten themselves into a nuclear arms race of humiliation. First, here's a story about how
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino accidentally whipped out his dick courtesy of
RadarOnline, ...