This thing with the annual Marine Corps Ball? It has to stop. Seriously. After this final YouTube video proposal, I'm done. I now wash my hands of this whole affair. Probably.
To quickly recapitulate: a Marine asked
Mila Kunis to the annual Marine Corps Ball. She accepted. So a Lady Marine asked
Justin Timberlake to a different Marine Corps Ball. With bells on! he said. Then,
another Marine asked
Betty White to the ball. DENIED.
Denied ...