This thing with the annual Marine Corps Ball? It has to stop. Seriously. After this final YouTube video proposal, I'm done. I now wash my hands of this whole affair. Probably.
To quickly recapitulate: a Marine asked Mila Kunis
to the annual Marine Corps Ball. She accepted. So a Lady Marine asked Justin Timberlake
to a different Marine Corps Ball. With bells on! he said. Then, another Marine
asked Betty White
to the ball. DENIED. Denied