Dear Aaron Carter,What happened to you
? It seems like just yesterday you were an adorable prepubescent boy who threw obscenely large house parties
and made absurd claims that you beat Shaq at a game of one-on-one
in a hopeless attempt to steal some attention from your older brother, Nick (it never would have worked, Aaron. Nick is a Backstreet Boy. Do you even understand the importance of that?). But that was actually several years ...