Welcome back to
Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I experience a computer-crashing conundrum: If
Lindsay Lohan did dress as Lindsay Lohan to rob herself and
Demi Moore did have cosmetic surgery, then do celebrities lie more than tabloids?
We hack the pages of
apparently jokes around with Robert Pattinson on set, saying things like, "Has anyone seen my husband?" Next: Halle Berry is obviously pregnant because she went to Nobu