Damn it, they're still staring at my face, aren't they...
Katie Price as uber-slutty orange monster-nipple Mrs. Claus promoting her new book...I'm guessing about porn??
Kelly Brook filming horror flick Heavy Metal. Will it be as awesome as Piranhas 3D??
Jessica Biel turned into a tough motorcycle chick for Elle. "Are we done here? I have a mani-pedi with Justin at 3pm."
Harper's Bazaar digs up ...