Thus far, she's been snookin' for love in all the wrong places, but diminutive
Jersey Shore star
Snooki must have been in the right Senor Frog's at the right time, because she's finally found herself the "guido juicehead" of her dreams. His name is Emilio Antonio, which sounds like someone Madonna would date, but he's as orange as the day is long, sports a high n' tight fade, and is no taller