Today's News Brought to You by Megan Fox's Giant Banana

Megan Fox scared by large, phallic objects? Ya know, I don't think this relationship is going to work out.

Robert Pattinson has been calling and texting Katy Perry every day since her breakup. Claims they are just friends, fire is cold. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker knows how to stay sexy. Uh, wait. I meant something else. [Celebslam]
The Andrew Breitbart conspiracy has been proven. Not really. [The Superficial]
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