To be fair, straddling a human-sized razor blade does seem pretty fun.
It's already Wednesday. I know what you're thinking. Why haven't I entered the Immortals contest
The new server had a few hiccups the past few days but everything seems to be chugging along. Let us know if it's not.
Someone gave Janet Jackson a lifelike racist doll while on tour. [Bossip
Janelle is getting implants too. Hey, ...