Toddlers & Tiaras: Clusterduckface!

This is what happens to pageant girls when they age.
Ugly faces, pissy judges and multiple personality disorders permeate this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. Pageant Director and resident no-neck Linda Brown tells us that this Mississippi Sweet Pea Pageant has a luau theme, so we'll see volcanos erupting (worked well for Peter Brady), fire and "all sorts of things." Well, I'm sure the fine people at Holiday Inn Express are thrilled about ...

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