Tom Cruise's First Rock Of Ages Photo Very Promising, Torso-Centric

Action Torso, Engage! We've already heartily supported the acid-neon, plastic-bangled-and-Spandex '80s look depicted by Julianne Hough and Alec Baldwin during filming, but the first official photos of Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages looks like hot liquid cheese of the first order. We're caught in between piting Cruise's personal abdomen waxer, and realizing no man will every seethe with enough scalding masculinity to ...

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