I often find myself turning to friends in movies and whispering, "Pssstnotice in that scene how (insert vegan celebrity) didn't really eat that sandwich[?] Yeah, it's totally cause he's VEG. Or I'll see a well-known vegan artist on the cover of a magazine and manically skim the article for any words that start with the letter "v. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.