Top Chef Masters Recap: James Oseland's Super Horny Pool Party

I just gouged my own eyes out
Ok, so Simple Jack is gone. I'm sorry, I've been wanting to call Clark "Simple Jack" since Ep 1. He just LOOKS like the Ben Stiller character with that ridonkulous bowl haircut. Sadly, he wandered away from the edge of the Grand Canyon and was eaten by a Chupacabra. Oh wait, that was just Art.
Still here. Still hot.
So, back to the tacky, sequined ranch we go. And Hot Stuff, again is waiting for the chefs in ...

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