Happy Black Friday everyone! I hope everybody had exactly
the kind of post-Turkey-Day that they wanted, whether you were camped out and waiting to get pepper-sprayed food-producted
while trying to grab an X-Box, dodging bullets
in the Wal-Mart parking lot, or doing like I did: laying on the couch in a stupor after making (and eating) your own giant KFC-style bowl of leftover stuffing topped with mashed potatoes, dark-meat turkey chunks, corn ...