Hola, amigos! Last week on top chef Texas
, we found out that bad hair is alive and well, we discovered that people still
cannot keep track of time (even when there is a giant DIGITAL clock staring them in the face), and, most importantly (if you believe his Twitter feed) we learned that Tyler StoneBalls' hasty and unceremonious exit from the show was not
due to his having hacked random pieces of pork into bits, but because he was ...