SNL alum and
30 Rock darling Tracy Morgan performed a hysterical stand-up set last night at
Carnegie Hall as part of the NY Comedy Festival.
Here are some of the best parts:
On women rejecting men in bars: "That's girls' thing now. They go out just to say no. 'I got a boyfriend.' Yeah where he at?"
(WAHAHA) "You gotta stick your tongue in her f-cking butthole. That's my whole thing: buttholes