Grab your tastiest human, turn off the Olympics, and get ready for another action packed True Blood
Watching this season is like a cardio session for my fingers. With the seventeen independent story lines we have this season, every second of this show seems relevant. Do we really need the Pam-Tara story line? I mean, I love Pam's deadpan, perverse humor, but couldn't she go hang with Bill and Eric? Does anyone like Tara - couldn't she just die when she had the chance?
All this excess typing when we have so much to cover!
So, we start at the hospital, where one of the shifter-haters gets toted off to the big house. Sam and Luna have a little tiff. When Sam leaves, Luna shifts...into Sam Merlotte! Who knew shifters could shift into other humans? Also, who cares?
The Vamp party continues back at Authority HQ, dripping with blood and beads. All are joyful, except Eric, of course. He confronts Bill about his following. Bill proclaims, "we were in the presence of God." Coolly, Eric replies, "we were high as f*ing kites." Truth.
The Authority Vamps still revel in the risen Lilith (and here I thought Jesus would be the one to resurrect). Nora and Salome proclaim this a sign by God to move forward in taking the mainstreamers out. They plan to feast on humans - including babies - a thought that sours Eric's mood. He beckons Bill to leave with him, but Bill refuses. --- Start WP Socializer Plugin - Sharethis Button -->...