I should probably stop calling every episode of
True Blood the worst, because it really diminishes what I'm about to say: Sunday night's episode of
True Blood was the worst. It was a dreadful hour of television, full of absurd plot developments, laughable sequences, and the most unbelievable accent since Marnie pulled an Antonia. Seriously, if there were more than three episodes left this season, I would have to weigh the joy I get from ...