I once had a friend who would tell it like it is; if your ensemble was less than stylish, she'd say, "Girl, your ass looks wack." It wasn't about your derrire; it was about your duds.
Because wack is stoopid, ridiculous and
avoidable. Yet wack is persistent. I heard my friend's voice in my mind while paging through a recent
Urban Outfitters catalog.
Does this make my ass look wack? Well, you've fallen prey to the
Anti-Pants Agenda and