Two things are super, super hot right now: remakes of '80s movies and vampires. So what better way for
Lindsay Lohan to regain her tragically lost career than by reviving the hokey, nearly unwatchable
Nicolas Cage classic
Vampire's Kiss? She could take over for Nic, donning plastic vamp teeth and terrorizing a
Maria Conchita Alonso stand-in by jumping on desks, hanging her arms in the air like bat wings, and