A little while back, Vanessa Paradis
and Johnny Depp
finally split up even though they were rumored to have split up long, long before. Anyway, people automatically assumed that Johnny had dumped Vanessa for his The Rum Diary
co-star Amber Heard
. Except ... ummm, Amber is a lesbian, I think? And she has a girlfriend for almost two years now? Yeah ... The Daily Mail
reports: Her sombre mood was perhaps understandable considering ...