A little while back,
Vanessa Paradis and
Johnny Depp finally split up even though they were rumored to have split up long, long before. Anyway, people automatically assumed that Johnny had dumped Vanessa for his
The Rum Diary co-star
Amber Heard. Except ... ummm, Amber is a lesbian, I think? And she has a girlfriend for almost two years now? Yeah ...
The Daily Mail reports: Her sombre mood was perhaps understandable considering ...