The one-time Playmate of the Year (1997, in case you wanted to look it up, you know, for science) is back and being wonderfully inappropriate in public, after a five-month bikini absence. We missed you, Victoria! And we missed your ass as well.
Clearly this is just the first step on the road to some glorious instances of panty-flashing, or cleavage exposure, or public masturbation. We can't wait.