The peg will be played
by Keanu Reeves
. Hollywood's looming **** squall of "movies" based on board games finally received an irksome hat tip from Stephen Colbert
the top shelf writers at The Colbert Report.
It didn't disappoint. After mentioning Ridley Scott
project, complete with an Alien
-inspired conundrum for mustachioe guy, Colbert feigned interest in manning the stations of Battleship