The peg will be
played by
Keanu Reeves. Hollywood's looming **** squall of "movies" based on board games finally received an irksome hat tip from
Stephen Colbert and
the top shelf writers at
The Colbert Report. It didn't disappoint. After mentioning
Ridley Scott's
Monopoly project, complete with an
Alien-inspired conundrum for mustachioe guy, Colbert feigned interest in manning the stations of
Battleship.