First Katy Perry tits and now Lindsay Lohan getting pummeled in the face by a stranger? Sometimes the world just doesn't stop giving. Lindsay, who by all accounts is a completely innocent girl who was just out for a birthday celebration, got socked in the face "for no reason." Sure! There is absolutely no reason anyone should want to do harm to Lindsay. (Read as: THEY SHOULD HAVE HIT THE BITCH HARDER.) According to ...