Well, you're reading this, so clearly you do. Anyway,
Lady Gaga was performing in New Zealand, because apparently The Shire was in desperate need of some electro-pop, when one of her back-up dancers went to grab a pole and move it off stage when he accidentally conked her over the head. Which, normally, wouldn't be too bad, except that she actually got a mild concussion and proceeded to sing her way through it, which I ...