Piranha 3D isn't being shown to critics, which might mean that the Weinstein Company knows the movie is terrible, or just that they don't need critics. Why bother, when there's a built-in audience ready to see boobs, blood and killer fish in 3D?
But even the lowliest movie has aspirations towards Oscar, and so we present
for your consideration: Piranha 3D, in which 'Hollywood treasure'
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