According to the News of The World, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are getting married. According to logic and common sense, this is likely hogwash.
Despite the impeccable journalistic record of The News of the World
, we're going to have to say the chances of a Lohan-Ronson wedding are about as good as a Rosie O'Donnell-Donald Trump sex tape. The report states that Lohan and Ronson "will exchange vows to stay together for LIFE." While all-caps may look snazzy, it doesn't lend more truth to the claim.